Two arrested after using barbecue pit as a weapon

This story is great. Woman hits man. Man hits woman.

"An argument... got so heated that the woman picked up the barbecue pit and hit the man over the head with it, police said.

The man picked up the barbecue pit and returned the favor and hit the woman in the head with it, police reported. "

Then woman hits car...

"The woman then told police that she picked up the barbecue pit and hit the back window of the man's car with it."

And here is the kicker.

"The man was booked on a charge of aggravated battery and the woman was booked with aggravated battery and simple criminal damage to property valued less than $500."

So the car was worth $500. Sounds like the best car on the block in Alexandria Louisiana.